Why he didn’t report his stolen credit card?

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been
stolen but didn’t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.


Free email encoder!

Blackman’s E-mail encoder

Nowadays there is almost no Internet users who never received spam (advertising postings, which they didn’t subscribe). All over the Internet around the clock thousand of spammer’s e-mail harvesting robots stroll. They collect addresses of potential victims. A unique way to avoid receiving spam is to publish the e-mail address nowhere and never.What can people do if this way doesn’t work for them? Just encode it using Blackman’s E-mail encoder! This way you will not make a gift to spamers of readily available electronic address.E-mail encoder allows to choose one of four e-mail encoding metods: from simple (not encoded) to link up to JavaScript (address extracting is possible only by manual processing). This way security of the link is completely ensured!

All coding mechanisms are based on stealth-technology. Each new created link differs from any previous. There is no code, that identifies link created using this program.
Advantages of E-mail encoder in comparison with other similar programs are:

  • Free distribution (Freeware)
  • Offers an opportunity to choose from one of four Encoding method
  • An opportunity to use an image as a link
  • Small size (40 Kb against 300-400 Kb)
  • Multilingual interface
  • Multiplatform (the program works both in Windows, and in DOS)
  • All links work correctly even in IE 3.0
  • Download links

    Version 1.21 (Zip-archive, 87 Kb)

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    PHP version (Zip-archive, 2 Kb)

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  • Alternative version

    Perl version (Zip-archive, 2 Kb)

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    Version 1.1 (Zip-archive, 76 Kb)

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    Version 1.0 (Zip-archive, 43 Kb)

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  • God’s screensaver!

    Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God…

    “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. In your case, I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!”

    Bill replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference between the two?”

    God said, “I’m willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision.” “Fine, but where should I go first?” God said, “I’m going to leave that up to you.” Bill said, “OK, then, let’s try Hell first.” So Bill went to Hell.

    It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. “This is great!” he told God, “If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!” “Fine,” said God and off they went.

    Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. “Hmm, I think I prefer Hell” he told God. “Fine,” retorted God, “as you desire.” So Bill Gates went to Hell.

    Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. “How’s everything going, Bill?” God asked.

    Bill responded – his voice full of anguish and disappointment, “This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can’t believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?”

    God says, “That was the screen saver”.

    FlashGot version released!

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    What’s new?

    This minor revision fixes a FlashGot Selection regression slipped inside 0.5.98.

    • BitComet support. BitComet is a very interesting Torrent + HTTP + FTP hybrid download manager.
    • RapidShare.COM update: RapidShare.com Premium Users can perform direct FlashGot Selection on multiple RapidShare links, no matter where they’re posted. They just need to enable the Direct downloads preference in RapidShare.com Premium Zone Options.
    • Orbit support
    • Improved “Form Driven Download” support, especially useful for share sites like RapidShare Just Alt+Click on the form submission button. Best results with ReGet Deluxe, featuring native POST support, but workarounds for most other download managers.
    • Many language updates and bug fixes
    • Compatible with latest Firefox/Seamonkey/Flock/Netscape versions

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